What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:14
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
True - how I loved my mum!
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Do you know what she said mum?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What do dreams about dead people mean?
What! how could you do that?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
What do you mean son?